As actors, we're all used to hearing a few very familiar phrases. So, with a little help from Orange Is The New Black, here's a handful of them... (Warning: this may contain spoilers. Seriously though, you should've watched it all by now.)
"So when are we going to see you in EastEnders?"
"I can't pay you, but..."
"Been in anything I might've seen?"
"Have you tried writing to Downton Abbey?"
"I have a friend who's an actor."
"Why don't you get yourself a better agent?"
"Is your agent like the one in Friends/Extras?"
"So what sort of acting do you do?"
"Have you thought about doing acting as a hobby instead?"
"So when are you going to get yourself a proper job?"
